Varkonyi Faces Juha Helppi at Bottom of Ocean Today

[CrazyN8]

I keep coming back to this thread to make sure I didn't have a bad dream or something....someone actually thought this was a good idea? Who? and why do they still have a job?

I think it's funny that there's an online qualifier. How might that conversation have gone?

-- Congratulations, you've won an entry to a poker tournament in the Carribean.
-- Wow, cool! Which island is it on?
-- Um, you don't appear to understand. When the contest said the tournament was going to be "in" the Carribean....

[Zetack]

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What, you actually think this is a good idea? Is this really good for the game? What next, poker fear factor? If you get caught bluffing you have to eat beatles dipped in cow dung? I think my response is no less thought out than the creaters of this spectacle. I would have loved to been at that brainstorming meeting. I would love to know the genius that came up with this. "I have an idea, boys, " he says as he puts down his water bong and shoves the hooker off his lap, "let's get together to has-beens in the poker world, throw some scuba gear on them, and have them play heads up in the ocean."

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Is it really good for the game? Don't care really. I'm pretty sure its not bad for the game.

I recently stumbled (see, it was an accident, see...um yeah an accident...) on a web site where topless girls wrestle each other. There's a ref and points are taken. Digitial insertion is apparently an acceptable tactic as is stripping your opponent completely naked. (The wrestling was actually much more competent generally, than one would expect). At the end of the match the winner gets to strap on a dildo and screw the loser.

Whatever else you want to say about that, I'm pretty sure its not going to damage the sport of wrestling.

I'd be more than astonished if the underwater poker game had any negative impact on poker generally.

I do wonder if Caro can offer any hints on underwater tells...

--Zetack

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I think it's mandatory that somebody say this post is worthless without pictures.

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I don't have any pictures of Varkoni and Hellpi playing poker under water...sorry.

--Zetack

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Ok, I've never posted any pics and am not going to take the time to figure it out now. But for sample vid clips go here:
naked sapphic sex wrestling

Under each picture click on the link that says movie gallery of... It'll take you to a page with six or so 20 second sample clips from the picture above the link. Clicking on the picture itself gets you some sample pics and a couple of clips but they generally aren't related to the picture shown on the page and those ones start to repeat.

Best I can do for ya.

--Zetack

edit: In case its not clear from the context, the link will take you to a site that has pictures of naked wrestling women. If you are at work open at your own risk.

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Wow, Interpoker must've slept in when they were handing out celebrity endorsers.

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Hence the bottom feeders are at the bottom of the ocean with the carp and catfish.

[uncleshady]

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Helppi joined poker pros Phil “The Unabomber” Laak

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At 20ft down with little movement and controlled breathing, they could go for at least an hour.

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Guess Laak will need a tank every thirty seconds then...

[SoSo]

one of the bigger distractions will be tiger sharks.