Please don't be this guy

[Chipr777]

I'm dealing a single table satalite and this situation came with the same player over and over. An example conversation went something like this.


Dealer "Sir.. it's to you", Sir, it's to you, Sir, it's to you".

Player "What"?

Dealer "It's your turn to act."

Player "Ohhh How much"?

Dealer "Your first to act. It's $50, the amount of the big blind."

Player "............................"

Dealer "It's still up to you"

Player "I'm thinking",... I call".

Action.. Flop

Dealer "Sir.. it's to you", Sir, it's to you, Sir, it's to you".

Player "Who's turn is it?"

Dealer "Yours"

Player "What"?

Dealer "Sir, if you can't follow the action please put the I-Pod away".

Player "What"?

Dealer "Sir, please act on your hand"

Player "What are the cards out there, I can't see."

Dealer "Take of the glasses and you might be able to see".

Player "If I take off my glasses they can get a read on me. It's your job to tell me what the flop is".

Dealer "OHHH REALLLLLY".