I'm a brat at the table

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What did Chuck do to deserve that oar to the head anyway Captain Gilbert?

[Gunny Highway]

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What did Chuck do to deserve that oar to the head anyway Captain Gilbert?

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Chuck let him hit him just to show how badass he is. There's no way anyone, ninja or regular human, could sneak up on Chuck Norris and hit him. The force from Chuck Norris's head probably reverberated up through the oar handle and killed the guy anyway. If it didn't, then I'm pretty sure the roundhouse kick to the head did. [censored] Chuck Norris, man.