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#42
09-22-2005, 10:41 PM
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Re: Post Better Jokes
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<font color="white">Learn to read the white text. </font> [/ QUOTE ] 
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#44
09-23-2005, 01:09 PM
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Re: Post Better Jokes
Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging a
loaf of bread in one hand, and the other hand in his pants pocket. Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a good opportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny." He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see, Little Johnny, that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?" Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread, Father."
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#48
09-23-2005, 03:06 PM
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Re: Post Better Jokes
What do you call an ethiopian(or any other third world poor child) who takes a crap?
A showoff. What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection. Quarter pounder with cheese. Why did the Jew watch the porno movie backwards? He wanted to see the hooker give the money back. What is the biggest Jewish dilemna? Half-price pork. How do you know if an Asian robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded and when you come home two hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway. Why did the woman cross the road? Who cares what was she doing out of the kitchen? Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the sink. What do you do when your oven timer breaks? Get your wife a new watch. What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Deaf. Why do Italian men grow mustaches? So they can look more like their mothers. Why did the new Italian navy get glass floors installed on their ships? So they can see the old Italian navy. What's long and hard on a [insert minority] man? Third grade. What do you call a minority woman who gets an abortion? Crimestoppers of America. ...and the ever popular.. How long does it take a minority woman to take a crap? Nine months.
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#49
09-23-2005, 03:19 PM
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Re: Post Better Jokes
Guy's wife isn't acting right, so he takes her to the doctor. The doctor examines her, then asks her to wait in the waiting room while he talks to the husband. He says to the husband "I have bad news. Your wife either has AIDS or Alzheimer's." The guy's like "That's terrible! What should I do?" The doctor says "Drive her to the edge of town and drop her off. If she comes home, don't fukc her."
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