the official "Baronzeus attempts to win at poker" thread

[SomethingClever]

All right, you have just made more in 6 days than I will make this year from my real job.

I seriously considered killing myself, but then I remembered this:

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Preflop: Baronzeus is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Baronzeus raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB: (SomethingClever) calls.

Flop: (4.33 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SomethingClever checks, <font color="#CC3333">Baronzeus bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SomethingClever raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Baronzeus 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SomethingClever caps</font>, Baronzeus calls.

Turn: (6.16 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SomethingClever bets</font>, Baronzeus calls.

River: (8.16 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SomethingClever bets</font>, Baronzeus calls.

Final Pot: 10.16 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SomethingClever has 2h 2c (full house, twos full of queens).
Baronzeus has Ad Qd (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: SomethingClever wins 10.16 BB. </font>

NICE HAND FISH!

[PokerBob]

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I'm emotionally and physically rolled for $150/300 or lower. When I play 150/300lbs I'm not quite emotionally rolled for it yet. But the more I play it the better that'll get; so all with due time.

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how do you deal with the fact that you suck though?

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When I play 150/300lbs I'm not quite emotionally rolled for it yet. But the more I play it the better that'll get; so all with due time.

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How long does it take for you to get emotianally rolled? It takes around 5-10k hands for me. I am such a pussy. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Sponger15SB]

10 hands at L150/300? 6 hands at E100/200?

lol jesus, you really only do play when the fish are there and not a second longer. I bet all the regulars hate you.

[Schneids]

Yup. I table select good.

Plus, most the time it's others breaking the game, not me. Like 75% of the regs don't play on.

FU sponger. I hope you get nothing but charcoal in your stocking.

Seasons greetings!

[Schneids]

OK I'm pretty sure I've proved my point but just in case I haven't yet, I will make one more post in here.

My day today, with special emphasis on the $50/100 stats (read: I'm so awesome):




And my present month to date online:


Happy holidays!

[thatpfunk]

im not sure, but i think i hate you schneids. no offense of course.

[Subfallen]

dude Schneids you are so lazy i think you may be retarded, no offense [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

my month to date:

[istewart]

What's the difference between the two 10/20s?

[Subfallen]

the red one is Party, the other is my home site which i prefer not to mention in public (not because the games are great, but because i don't need even more 2+2'ers there)