I am not a pink ice cream sandwich!

first, i would like to point out that the comp has taken away my carpal syndrome by forcing me to make a new account. apparently my old account doesn't exist. Its a real bummer.this is why there are no quotations next to my name.
Now, i recall that last time I made a post, someone copmpared it to an ice cream sandwhich, and someone pointed out that if my post were like ice cream, it would be gay pink strawberry ice cream. I have not forgotten this laughable claim. Of course I am the extreme opposite of pink. I am ultra masculine. I am so extremely masculine that my scent kills bad guys and attract women from 2 blocks away* to prove my masculinity i will tell you a true story from my past.(as if i had to prove this)

As you know, if you happen to be one of the three people who actually read my posts, i was a very shy kid(later drugs would cure me of this) I was standing out in the hallway and there was this girl who was really really cute. She had blonde hair and dark blue eyes and really soft skin(this was in 7th grade) We were just waiting around next to the class door. she said hi to me at which point I immediately froze. And just sort of stared at her, like a retard. She giggled and left. And I felt really bad for not saying something smarter, so i left school early and went home and cried.
Bam! NOW whose the pink ice cream sandwich?? I think i have made my case.

*maybe not
- i had something else to say in this post but am being kicked off...