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Old 12-22-2005, 11:57 PM
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Default One out. Jerkface.

This was the last hand I played before losing my sanity.

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Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 3-bets</font>, Hero calls, SB calls.

Flop: (10 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB folds, MP1 calls.

Turn: (7 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises</font>, Hero calls.

River: (11 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 17 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP1 has Qh Qs (three of a kind, queens).
Hero has Ad Qc (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: MP1 wins 17 BB. </font>
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Old 12-23-2005, 12:09 AM
PoBoy321 PoBoy321 is offline
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Default Re: One out. Jerkface.

Man, what a jerkface.
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Old 12-23-2005, 12:12 AM
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Default Re: One out. Jerkface.

is that even a word?
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Old 12-23-2005, 12:15 AM
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Default Re: One out. Jerkface.

It's a perfectly promulent word.
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Old 12-23-2005, 12:19 AM
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Default Re: One out. Jerkface.

is promulent even a word?

or was that the joke?

what?
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Old 12-23-2005, 12:19 AM
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Default Re: One out. Jerkface.

On the flop he had more than one out.
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Old 12-23-2005, 12:25 AM
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Default Re: One out. Jerkface.

[ QUOTE ]
is promulent even a word?

or was that the joke?

what?

[/ QUOTE ]

Certainly not a word.
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Old 12-23-2005, 03:11 AM
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Default Re: One out. Jerkface.

He didn't even get the joke right. The Simpsons reference you were looking for was "cromulent."
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Old 12-23-2005, 03:27 AM
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Default Re: One out. Jerkface.

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He didn't even get the joke right. The Simpsons reference you were looking for was "cromulent."

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Not only do I suck at poker, I have terrible hearing too. The beats just keep coming.
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Old 12-23-2005, 09:01 AM
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Default Re: One out. Jerkface.

cap every street except river. You are ahead on every street except river. Fold river.
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