OOT affects my offline life

[coffeecrazy1]

So...I'm out at a bar with a bunch of buddies, and one of them is talking about girl troubles he's having with this one girl. He talks for a bit, then I weigh in with my advice.

My advice turns into a fifteen minute rant...and about halfway through it, I realize that I am completely paraphrasing Dr. Dom.

Also, if I don't know something, my first thought, rather than asking others around me, is to post it to OOT...preferably with pics.

All of this is bad enough...but things reached a breaking point when I walked past a box that had a Post-It note on it, saying, "Don't Ship." When I first saw it, I thought it said, "Don't SIIHP."

Am I alone here, or does this happen to others?