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Old 09-28-2005, 05:38 PM
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Default Porn Snacks!

OK, so last week I made a trip to the vending machine with a co-worker. I happened to notice that many of the candy names sound like p0rno titles.

Here is a list of some of the candies I saw that could be p0rno:

Good N' Plenty
Jerky Sticks
Moon Pie
Pay Day
Hersheys
M&M
Reeses Pieces
Milky Way
Ho-Ho's
Zingers

There were a bunch more but I can't remember them all.

List additional ones I may have forgotten. Like 75% of them could be construed as p0rnographic, much like Daryl "Chocolate Thunder" Dawkins' dunks over the cowering nerds Einstein and Shakespeare in the Man of the Millennium contest.
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:38 PM
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:39 PM
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Ding Dongs
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:40 PM
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:40 PM
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Big League Chew
Gobstoppers
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:41 PM
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:41 PM
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Mounds

more of a stretch:
Three Musketeers
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:42 PM
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:42 PM
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Fantastic, those are all great responses!

It really is hilarious once you realize that 3 out of every 4 options at the vending machine is p0rnographic!
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:42 PM
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Doritos. They probably go well with porn. Although your fingers would get all gross.
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