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Old 10-16-2005, 12:30 AM
JihadOnTheRiver JihadOnTheRiver is offline
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Default Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)

I went to 7/11 today. I had a good little Larry David moment. At the door as I was leaving, there was a black guy, 25ish, who I stereotyped as 'empowerred' (I won't go any further with the stereotype or how I arrived at it). We brushed shoulders. This was the conversation:

Me: "Excuse me brother, my bad" (brother or 'bro' is standard speech for me, regardless of race)
BG: "Don't patronize me. I ain't your brother."
Me: "Are you serious? You gotta be kidding, right?"
BG: "[insert some random pride-based speech]"
Me: "Sorry, next time I see you, would you prefer Chief, Amigo, or [censored]?"

-JOTR
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Old 10-16-2005, 12:31 AM
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I went to 7/11 today. I had a good little Larry David moment. At the door as I was leaving, there was a black guy, 25ish, who I stereotyped as 'empowerred' (I won't go any further with the stereotype or how I arrived at it). We brushed shoulders. This was the conversation:

Me: "Excuse me brother, my bad" (brother or 'bro' is standard speech for me, regardless of race)
BG: "Don't patronize me. I ain't your brother."
Me: "Are you serious? You gotta be kidding, right?"
BG: "[insert some random pride-based speech]"
Me: "Sorry, next time I see you, would you prefer Chief, Amigo, or [censored]?"

-JOTR

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my bad? cmon.....
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Old 10-16-2005, 12:32 AM
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Default Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)

Your next comeback would have to be "Gaylord"
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Old 10-16-2005, 12:32 AM
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Default Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)

i luv the word chief....the aussies i know say it all the time and its sooooooo hot
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Old 10-16-2005, 12:35 AM
JihadOnTheRiver JihadOnTheRiver is offline
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i luv the word chief....the aussies i know say it all the time and its sooooooo hot

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I was once told by an Indian Casino dealer to "watch it" using this word.
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Old 10-16-2005, 12:38 AM
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This guy was clearly not familiar with Hulk Hogan's body of work.

WTF
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Old 10-16-2005, 12:38 AM
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Default Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)

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i luv the word chief....the aussies i know say it all the time and its sooooooo hot

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I was once told by an Indian Casino dealer to "watch it" using this word.

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Did you go jihad on his ass?
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Old 10-16-2005, 12:40 AM
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i luv the word chief....the aussies i know say it all the time and its sooooooo hot

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I was once told by an Indian Casino dealer to "watch it" using this word.

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Obviously, you and him must bury the hatchet and smoke a peace pipe.
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Old 10-16-2005, 12:41 AM
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excellent
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Old 10-16-2005, 12:41 AM
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Default Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)

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i luv the word chief....the aussies i know say it all the time and its sooooooo hot

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I was once told by an Indian Casino dealer to "watch it" using this word.

[/ QUOTE ]

Obviously, you and him must bury the hatchet and smoke a peace pipe.

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i believe the correct terminology is "smoke'em peace pipe"
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