Misheard Song Lyrics

[Sponger15SB]

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Hendrix, Purple Haze:

"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy."

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I'm kinda shocked nobody has mentioned "The Archive of Mishear Lyrics"

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

[man]

does anyone listen to ratatat? at the beginning of "seventeen years," I thought the kid was saying:

"I've been grounded for about seventeen years. I don't like myself anymore, I can't get it out of my head. know what I'm saying? I can't do that. no disrespect, but that's how I am."

it's actually:

"I've been rapping for about seventeen years. I don't write my stuff anymore, I just take it from my head, know what I'm saying? I can do that.. no disrespect, but that's how I am."

I'm an idiot. (my friends still make fun of me for taht.)

[trying2learn]

my little brother used to sing, "don't go jason waterfalls..."

[Sponger15SB]

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my little sister used to sing, "don't go jason waterfalls..."

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FYP

Why the F would a guy listen to TLC, and actually sing it.

[trying2learn]

i think he was 9 at the time...it was adorable...if slightly gay.

[Aces McGee]

For a long time, my friends thought the line "Into the flood again" in Would? (Alice in Chains) was...

"Hail to the furniture"

-McGee

[chesspain]

Natalie Merchant

Pick any song--ten percent of the words will be unintelligible. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Harv72b]

A DJ on the local radio station does a game called "Bjork or gibberish". It's fairly self-explanatory.

Jimi Hendrix
Actual: "Whatever it is that girl put a spell on me."
Sounds like: "But every lizard girl put a spell on me."

Don't know if this one counts, since I don't think the band knew the lyrics when they recorded it, either:

Iron Butterly
Actual: "In the garden of eden baby..."
Heard (and song released as): "Ina-gadda-da-vida, baby"

[GrandmaStabone]

blink 182 - "watching, waiting, comis-erating"

I thought it was "watching, waiting, come as your eighteen"

[usmfan]

My wife's hilarious mis-heard:

AC-DC's "Dirty Deeds"
actual: "Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap."
heard: "Dirty jeans, you're laundry's clean."