I used to work in chicago verse competition?

[britspin]

I was humming an old rugby song today and I suddenly thought that OOT would do this well.

I'll start off...

I used to work in chicago, in a department store,
I used to work in chicago, in a department store,
I used to work in chicago, I don't work any more..

A woman came in one day for nails.
Some nails from the stoooooore.
Some nails she wanted; a screw she got
and I don't work any more.

I'm sure you can do better....