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Old 10-27-2005, 11:05 AM
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Sometimes it is not very productive but man do we ever have a good time.
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Old 10-27-2005, 11:08 AM
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I love this forum 7 views 1 reply.

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Old 10-27-2005, 11:24 AM
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I hate to be a nit, but nobody said the guy was fat.
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Old 10-27-2005, 01:17 PM
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Anyway, Rudy waddles in

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Implied, skinny guys rarely waddle.
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Old 10-27-2005, 01:23 PM
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Implied, skinny guys rarely waddle.

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They do if they [censored] there pants.
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Old 10-27-2005, 01:27 PM
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I challenge you to the ultimate battle of NITS.

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Anyway, Rudy waddles in and Keith (other floor guy) is talking to him. Suddenly, Keith abruptly walks away from Rudy and he’s shaking his head. He had this confused look on his face. I ask him what that was all about. Keith said that he thinks Rudy crapped his pants, literally, right in front of him. He said Rudy actually paused mid-sentence, made a grimace, let one fly with no inhibitions at all, then continued to bitch about something (the Omaha waiting list I think). Keith said the stench was so overpowering that he had to simply walk away.


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waddled in first, then pooped.

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Old 10-27-2005, 01:28 PM
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Anyway, Rudy waddles in

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Implied, skinny guys rarely waddle.

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They do if they [censored] there pants.

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Quick! Everybody gather around, it's a battle of nits.

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Old 10-27-2005, 01:29 PM
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As a fat guy, I just object to the characterization of fat guys as more flatulent.
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Old 10-27-2005, 01:30 PM
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I just showed him a royal flush.
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Old 10-27-2005, 02:06 PM
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As a fat guy, I just object to the characterization of fat guys as more flatulent.

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In general, and only in general(as I know skinny guys that eat a ton of food) fat people should fart more often than skinny people. Fat generally implies larger consumption of food, and in particular heavy consumption of sugars and other carbohydrates. Farts are caused by carbs reacting with bacteria in the colon. Since fat people eat more, they are more likely to expel more, and again, carbs in particular. More carbs expelled = more carbs to react with bacteria in the colon = more farts.
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