***SMALL STAKES CALCUTTA UP AND RUNNING!!!1!***

[skipperbob]

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SlackerMcVeryGlad

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A fool & his Slacker are soon parted [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[johnnybeef]

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3.) A blind-draw-calcutta in which other participants bought "ownership" of the cardplayers and are now "very happy" or "very sad" depending on what their draw was

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SkipperBob is amongst those that are "very sad [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]" being as I have the winner [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] and he has the player the winner is playing in the first round....

SlackerMcVeryGlad

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Dear SlackerYouMakeMeMcSick,

I thought Lacky had me, but now you are telling me that YOU do..... [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[GrekeHaus]

I think the most shocking things so far about this calcutta are:

1. This thing's been going for 24 hours and I still "own" two players.

2. Beefcake has yet to make a ridiculous sized bid on himself. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

--GH

[skipperbob]

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I think the most shocking things so far about this calcutta are:

1. This thing's been going for 24 hours and I still "own" two players.

2. Beefcake has yet to make a ridiculous sized bid on himself. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

--GH

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#3...Raptor isn't up yet
#4...Daliman can't read
#5...Pure gambles don't appeal to 2+2 donks
#6...Slacker doesn't really know the def of "persiflage"

[johnnybeef]

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I think the most shocking things so far about this calcutta are:

1. This thing's been going for 24 hours and I still "own" two players.

2. Beefcake has yet to make a ridiculous sized bid on himself. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

--GH

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Cmon Greke, I can read you like a book. You are clearly baiting me.......discipline beef, discipline.

[SlackerMcFly]

Persiflage is when Yugo biatch-slaps Irie with his handbag in the first round during the HUSTTFWTFPWN event. Slavian origin meaning to flog with a purse....

As for you Mr. JohnnyBeef'saCompleteMoeran: I own Mr. Hurst in the Blind Draw (that which SlipperBlob refers to in his post). Mr. Hurst will face one Mosdef (short for Most Definitely Losing This Match).

Lacky is the unfortunate soul who has his dead money on YoAss! He tried to sell you to Sixes for $1.50, but he couldn't afford it.....

SlagerMcPersif

[GrekeHaus]

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I think the most shocking things so far about this calcutta are:

1. This thing's been going for 24 hours and I still "own" two players.

2. Beefcake has yet to make a ridiculous sized bid on himself. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Cmon Greke, I can read you like a book. You are clearly baiting me.......discipline beef, discipline.

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LOL

Ok, you caught me Beefy. The good news is that my play here--much like pushing ATo from the SB with 5 BB behind--is not exploitable. Even though you know my play here, you're powerless to stop it from working.

[citanul]

i'm going to pwn this calcutta.

little to anyone's knowledge, i've been watching all of everyone's hu action.

holla.

[SlackerMcFly]

Citanul:

We may need a moderator/security presence/thug type person at this event. Are you armed? Any problem with persiflage should it be needed?

Are you available that weekend?

PM Irie with your application and qualifications. Would be a welcome addition me thinks.

[citanul]

sadly i'm moving that weekend. so i can't make it even for the big bootied scrippas.

next time... maybe even next time at my place, though it isn't in lv.

citanul