Favorite Lines to Bad Players

TomCollins · #1 12-13-2004, 05:39 PM

Ok, so it is inappropriate to talk trash to the fish. But sometimes after they dish out all the talk to you, and you take their money, you have to needle them a little back. It is a nice way to get them to reload and further tilt. I have a few favorite lines, I wonder if any of you have any other good ones.

"You just paid me off like this months mortgage"

"You must hate money"

-TC

realwtf · #2 12-13-2004, 06:50 PM

Thanks for the money. Keep the herpes.

moondogg · #3 12-13-2004, 06:52 PM

My favorite thing to say to bad players when they are playing bad is: [ QUOTE ]

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Don't kick the aquarium.

Stupendous_Man · #4 12-13-2004, 11:31 PM

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My favorite thing to say to bad players when they are playing bad is: [ QUOTE ]

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Don't kick the aquarium.

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I'm with Moondogg... I never make a comment back to the fish. I want them to keep coming back and thinking that they can take my money any and every night! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

AncientPC · #5 12-13-2004, 11:50 PM

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My favorite thing to say to bad players when they are playing bad is: [ QUOTE ]

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Don't kick the aquarium.

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Ditto.

Or I tell them it's my lucky night.

jedi · #6 12-14-2004, 12:32 AM

"Keep trying, you'll pull in a pot sooner or later."

"You can't win if you fold."

itsmarty · #7 12-14-2004, 12:41 AM

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"You can't win if you fold."

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I use this on the idiot that's berating the guy who sucked him out. "How could you call with that" "You can't win if you fold!"

It frequently accomplishes the goal of getting the idiot on my case instead of the other guy.

Martin

dlk9s · #8 12-14-2004, 01:03 AM

When I find someone that's fishier than me and decides to give me some lip, I like to respond,

"Shh...I'm counting your chips."

lorinda · #9 12-14-2004, 03:01 AM

"Would you like to play heads up to try to win it back?"

Lori

Soleo · #10 12-14-2004, 07:09 AM

Do you think fish will understand your comment? Or do you want to make them understand and think about odds, chances, underdogs? Seems you want to teach them right at table to help them beat you. This habit shows that you have not enough self-control or understanding of fish motives/knowledge/approach to the game. Telling this you killing the golden goose that feeds you. They play their luck while you play your odds/math, so better be nice and admit their luckiness, than berate their unconscious ignorance (most of them never heard about probability).