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08-22-2005, 12:26 PM
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Funny Lines from movies that aren\'t comedies
Ok I'll start
Narrator: Was it ticking? Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick. Narrator: Sorry, throwers? Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police. Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating? Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [whispering] Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. Narrator: I don't own... [Officer waves Narrator off] 
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08-22-2005, 01:41 PM
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Re: Funny Lines from movies that aren\'t comedies
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?" "Go [censored] yaself."
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#4
08-22-2005, 02:05 PM
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Re: Funny Lines from movies that aren\'t comedies
Saw Donnie Darko last night...great flick
"Sometimes I doubt your committment to SparkleMotion!" "My friend eats too much!" "Shut up, Heather!" "Good [censored], eh?" "Dude, it's a [censored] cigarette!" Heeeeee....
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#5
08-22-2005, 02:06 PM
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Re: Funny Lines from movies that aren\'t comedies
"48 Hours" was sort of a comedy, but the end always cracks me up even tho it's unintentional. After Nick Nolte shoots James Remar, he looks up from the ground and says, "I don't believe it. I GOT SHOT!"
Nolte: "You're done, game over." Remar: holds his gun above his head and runs at Nolte instead of just firing at him - "AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!" Always kills me. "I don't believe it. I GOT SHOT!"
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#6
08-22-2005, 02:16 PM
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Re: Funny Lines from movies that aren\'t comedies
endless quotes from this movie, even though it's a satire (not really a comedy):
"Get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass" "Varda truffle? I don't want you to get drunk, but uh, that's a very fine chardonnay you're not drinking" "I'm into, oh geez, Murders and Executions mostly. Do you like it? Well that depends. Why? Most guys I know...who are into Mergers and Acquisitions...really don't like it." "I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jello." "Mistletoe alert"
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#7
08-22-2005, 02:23 PM
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Re: Funny Lines from movies that aren\'t comedies
You're going to have to convince me Fight Club is not a comedy.
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#9
08-22-2005, 02:26 PM
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Re: Funny Lines from movies that aren\'t comedies
I think almost every line from Commando could go under this topic, actually...
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#10
08-22-2005, 02:27 PM
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Re: Funny Lines from movies that aren\'t comedies
Beautiful Girls:
Paul: Don't cap on my supermodels. Willie: I'm just saying it's creepy, that's all. Paul: Look who's talking, mister Jerry Lee Lewis!
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