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Old 12-15-2005, 02:23 AM
Zeno Zeno is offline
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Default The Frogs

An American is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states."

The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the states."

After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France."

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Old 12-15-2005, 02:25 AM
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Default Re: The Frogs

chuckle worthy at best.
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Old 12-15-2005, 02:37 AM
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Default Re: The Frogs

damn, i thought this was about the band 'the frogs'. some lyrics:

As God as my judge, God is gay
As God as my judge
There was something strange about Lucifer
Something wrong with his hand
There was something strange about Jesus
He didn't follow Lucifer's commands
Lucifer said, "Jesus, be straight"
And Jesus said, "The gates would never open if this was true"
Oh, something about a vision in a park
Of Jesus holding hands with an angel named Lark McGee
Lucifer therefore lost his wings
And all the angels sing, all the angels sing
God is gay, God is gay
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Old 12-15-2005, 02:39 AM
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I was expecting some Aristophanes myself.

Brekekekex koax koax.
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Old 12-15-2005, 02:55 AM
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I think this joke was good as an excercise in guessing the punchline.
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Old 12-15-2005, 03:50 AM
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I was expecting some Aristophanes myself.

Brekekekex koax koax.

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Are you, in fact, the very model of a modern major general?

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