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Old 12-12-2005, 01:33 AM
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Default Your best \"line\" to make people go in tilt.

I know that some of us dont need to say such things, but there are a couple of people that actually enjoy using table talk to make people go on tilt.

At my brick mortal casino, if I end up hitting a set against someone's pocket aces, I usually sing the phrase, "That Was Cold Blooded", like Rick James.

Oh man.... that gets people on tilt really fast.
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Old 12-12-2005, 02:10 AM
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Default Re: Your best \"line\" to make people go in tilt.

What's your reply when the dealer politely asks you to keep your comments regarding the other players to yourself? Or someone leans over and whispers in your ear, STFU?

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Old 12-12-2005, 02:12 AM
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Default Re: Your best \"line\" to make people go in tilt.

You suck at poker.
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Old 12-12-2005, 02:20 AM
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Default Re: Your best \"line\" to make people go in tilt.

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You suck at poker.

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Old 12-12-2005, 02:28 AM
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Default Re: Your best \"line\" to make people go in tilt.

i'm pretty sure I kicked your ass once a couple years ago
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Old 12-12-2005, 03:08 AM
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Default Re: Your best \"line\" to make people go in tilt.

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You suck at life.

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Old 12-12-2005, 05:53 AM
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Default Re: Your best \"line\" to make people go in tilt.

Usually i'll say something that makes it seem like im a blitering idiot/fish. If I suck out a flush on the river or hit a draw i'll say "yeah i felt it coming!" and respond to their pissed off comments with "dude i was ahead the whole time".
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Old 12-12-2005, 06:36 AM
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Default Re: Your best \"line\" to make people go in tilt.

Wait, what's a "brick mortal" casino? Do you mean that like, it's alive?
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Old 12-12-2005, 06:37 AM
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Usually i'll say something that makes it seem like im a blitering idiot/fish. If I suck out a flush on the river or hit a draw i'll say "yeah i felt it coming!" and respond to their pissed off comments with "dude i was ahead the whole time".

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my favorite is citing pot odds as the reason for raising suited trash preflop.

"75s for a raise. you lucky XXXX"
"pot odds"
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Old 12-12-2005, 08:21 AM
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Wait, what's a "brick mortal" casino? Do you mean that like, it's alive?

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Hahah

Anyway, I propse Brick & Morter be changed to Steel Frame, since casinos aren't made of bricks.
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