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Old 07-04-2005, 07:24 PM
SomethingClever SomethingClever is offline
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Haha... that's him all right. This had been going on for a while when I chimed in. I probably went too far, but this was a great table and I wanted him to stop berating the fish.

Here's my transcript.

Gotohellmuth: what a fucing joke
Gotohellmuth: what the fuc are you calling with you fucing fish a s shole\
Me: eat sht and die, hellmuth
Gotohellmuth: what a god dam joke
Gotohellmuth: fuc you mouth XXX
Gotohellmuth: this is fucing pathetic
Gotohellmuth: hey XXX........how bout me and you go heads up..........you name the limit ill bring 2k
Gotohellmuth: put your money where a dik usually is you fucing a s shole
Gotohellmuth: how bout it XXX
Gotohellmuth: run that XXXXing mouth some more you c u n t
Gotohellmuth: just like i thought
Me: you are retarded
Gotohellmuth: come look me up when your balls drop XXX
Gotohellmuth: play me heads up a s shole
Me: and, you're the worst player i've ever seen
Gotohellmuth: HEADS UP
Gotohellmuth: 2k
Gotohellmuth: name the limit
Me: i don't play HU
Gotohellmuth: right........cause your a little c u n t
Me: this isn't about poker, it's about you being sub-average in every way
Gotohellmuth: mind your fucing business a ss ho le
Gotohellmuth: lets go bich
Gotohellmuth: what a mother fu cing joke
Gotohellmuth: fuc you fuc this and fuc you talentless limit c un t mother fucers
Gotohellmuth: lets go play some NL XXX
Gotohellmuth: come on big mouth whore
Me: i don't play NL
Gotohellmuth: of COURSE you dont
Gotohellmuth: cause you are a talentless limit bich
Me: haha
Gotohellmuth: this is fucing sickening
Me: we're playing together right now, moran
Gotohellmuth: nothing but a bunch of fish a ss twats
XXXXXXX: And you're still losing. Really sucks to be you dont it
Gotohellmuth: come look me up XXX.........you should be careful who you fuc with
Me: haha
Me: JOPKE
Gotohellmuth: how bout my address and a plane ticket.............
Gotohellmuth: the look on your fucing face will be priceles
Me: you want me to come visit?
Gotohellmuth: Oh yes
Me: lol
Gotohellmuth: OH yes
Me: i normally don't make house calls....
Me: would you consider yourself bi-curious?
Gotohellmuth: you obv dont play live poke
Gotohellmuth: cause your XXXXing jaw would be wired shut
Me: i don't get it
Gotohellmuth: please accept the address OR heads up offer
Gotohellmuth: i live for cok suckers like you
Me: first answer: are you bi-curoius?
Gotohellmuth: cant mind there own fucing business
Gotohellmuth: its first question you stupid fucing monkey
Me: no, i want you to answer the question first
Gotohellmuth: the answer is yes..........because i am going to def. enjoy bending you over like the bich you are
Gotohellmuth: my fucing blinds aint for sale
Me: lol
Gotohellmuth: another useless pocket pair
XXXXXXXX: Look slike you just sold yours for $15
Gotohellmuth: who the fuc asked you
Gotohellmuth: come on XXX...........heads up
Me: so, are you phil hellmuth or what?
Gotohellmuth: dont have the 2k?
Gotohellmuth: how bout 1k
Gotohellmuth: name the limit
Me: i have money, but i don't play HU
Gotohellmuth: show me how bad i am
Gotohellmuth: right........cause your a talentless fish
Me: good comeback
Gotohellmuth: come on XXX
Gotohellmuth: ill set it up
Gotohellmuth: show me
Gotohellmuth: somewhere there is a village .........missing an idiot
Me: hilarious
Gotohellmuth: you have the rest of your life to be a little fa g o t XXX........take a day off
Gotohellmuth: nothing like using your name for your account..........this is going to be fun
Gotohellmuth: be VERy CAREFUL WHO YOU FUC WITH
Gotohellmuth: LOL
Gotohellmuth: LOL
Gotohellmuth: LOL
Gotohellmuth: what a bunch of fucing idiots
Me: you think my name is XXXXXXXXXXX?
Gotohellmuth: grow eyes in the back of your fucing head a s s hole
Me: how????????
Gotohellmuth: wrong place....wrong time...........wrong mother fucer
Me: why are you sitting out?
Me: jeez finally
Gotohellmuth: and you aint gonna like i t
Me: tell me
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Old 07-04-2005, 07:39 PM
z80x86 z80x86 is offline
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Hehe my balls dropped right after I was born!
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Old 07-04-2005, 07:39 PM
ds914 ds914 is offline
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Default Re: Jerk on Party

Someone mentioned that screen name belongs to a female. Based on that language, I'm pretty sure it's my ex-girlfriend.
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Old 07-04-2005, 07:50 PM
kylma kylma is offline
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Default Re: Jerk on Party

Pretty funny stuff, lol [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

But seriously, I see no point in reporting someone that you quite clearly provoked yourself
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Old 07-04-2005, 08:06 PM
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I run into Jerks on Party at times...where can I report them to? Is there an e-mail address for atmosphere type issues?
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Old 07-04-2005, 08:48 PM
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alerts@partypoker.com
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Old 07-04-2005, 09:07 PM
ghcnoob ghcnoob is offline
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Default Jerk on Party

Thanks.
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Old 07-04-2005, 09:22 PM
Greg J Greg J is offline
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Oh yeah I've played this guy before too. He was horrible. And yeah, he was abusive like that. I found it distracting so I turned off the chat.
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Old 07-04-2005, 09:37 PM
lefty rosen lefty rosen is offline
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Hey I table coach to a point(if I feel I can get into a lag's head), but I never threaten anyone. This guy seems like he deranged..... His JJ play was classic not very good but semi understands the value of a hand....... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Old 07-04-2005, 10:45 PM
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Default Re: Jerk on Party

[ QUOTE ]
Gotohellmuth: care for some heads up
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Gotohellmuth: ill bring 2k
Skjonne: I'll bring a brain


[/ QUOTE ]
brilliant

This is genuinely hilarious.
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