Declaration of Revocation

DasLeben · #1 08-28-2005, 07:39 AM

This is why British humor pwns.

http://www.stephaniemiller.com/decla...revocation.htm

#2 08-28-2005, 08:16 AM

good stuff

my favourite:

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10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call 'French fries' are not real chips.

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diebitter · #3 08-28-2005, 09:34 AM

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good stuff

my favourite:

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10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call 'French fries' are not real chips.

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Yup, the truth hurts, and humour can be found in suffering.

poker-penguin · #4 08-28-2005, 10:33 AM

Humour? The man was being perfectly serious.

mslif · #5 08-28-2005, 10:44 AM

Being from Europe, this made me laugh out loud. Thanks for the link!
My favorite;
"Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies)."

I am a Rugby fan and this statement is so true [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

miajag81 · #6 08-28-2005, 12:56 PM

Eh, as long as I don't have to start eating haggis, black pudding and other disgusting British food I guess those guidelines are OK.