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Naked and Homeless and Friendless in central park
If you woke up naked in central park, nyc what would you do?
conditions: you have no connections, you have to rely on yourself alone, no calling anyone, it's an alternate universe where you are exactly the same but you don't know anyone, or have a past history just your knowledge/skills/abilities/etc. I'm looking for a plan, not just first action, but i'll listen to various responses. |
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Re: Naked and Homeless and Friendless in central park
steal a gun
shoot myself |
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Re: Naked and Homeless and Friendless in central park
No [censored] idea.
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I bet there's way less difficult ways to kill yourself
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Re: Naked and Homeless and Friendless in central park
Go into a bar Terminator 2 style and tell some guy to give me his clothes and kick him into a grill if he doesn't comply. Rob the first guy I see who looks like he might be a douchebag, if no douchebags come by, just the first wealthy looking guy. Try to avoid going to jail. Take douchebag's money to poker room. Get rich.
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Re: Naked and Homeless and Friendless in central park
"Excuse me! Excuse me. (YES!) Sorry to bother you.. This might sound a little strange, but I just woke up without any clothes on. Do you think you can give me that extra shirt you're wearing?"
Repeat with pants and you're pretty much set to find a job. |
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Re: Naked and Homeless and Friendless in central park
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Go into a bar Terminator 2 style and tell some guy to give me his clothes and kick him into a grill if he doesn't comply. Rob the first guy I see who looks like he might be a douchebag, if no douchebags come by, just the first wealthy looking guy. Try to avoid going to jail. Take douchebag's money to poker room. Get rich. [/ QUOTE ] I take back my reply. This is the obvious correct answer. |
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Re: Naked and Homeless and Friendless in central park
Rub one out, go back to sleep.
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Re: Naked and Homeless and Friendless in central park
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If you woke up naked in central park, nyc what would you do? conditions: you have no connections, you have to rely on yourself alone, no calling anyone, it's an alternate universe where you are exactly the same but you don't know anyone, or have a past history just your knowledge/skills/abilities/etc. I'm looking for a plan, not just first action, but i'll listen to various responses. [/ QUOTE ] So, you don't know anybody and nobody knows you. This is a videogame setup. Do whatever the [censored] you want. This is some people's idea of heaven. |
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Re: Naked and Homeless and Friendless in central park
I'd be screwed because I've never been to NY. So I would find the hottest girl I could with a nice ass and start dry humping her. She would call the police and they would arrest me but at the same time provide me with clothing, food , and shelter. Eventually I would be let out of jail with my new duds and a full stomach. The rest would be easy.
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