What would you write on a big ass bomb?

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Tomorrow I will be dropping bombs on a practice range out in the El Centro desert. I will drop 4 standard 500# Mk-82's and 2 cluster bombs (the ones that open up above the target and spread out 250+ smaller bombs). I can write pretty much anything on them for fun. Nothing that would look bad on the cover of Newsweek, but it doesn't have to be particularly clean. Any suggestions? It can be personal or global. If I get some good suggestions before I go off to work at 7am (west coast time), I will use them. If they're particularly good (funny/ex-gf/enemy type stuff), I'll send you a picture. Don't know if you guys will like this or not, but whatever...have fun...

-Jihad