Internet Connection Nightmare

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Hey all,

I'm a college student at William Paterson University in NJ and it just so happens that we have the worst cable network imaginable. I literally cannot log on to Party Poker anytime between monday morning to friday night because the connection is so slow. On the weekends a lot of people leave campus and therefore there is more bandwidth available. The school has the worst tech team on this side of the Mississippi and not enough care for the students to even listen to me when I ask them for assistance.
I've checked around and I cannot get cable or dsl from anywhere. Dial-Up is not gonna work for me considering I'm always multi-tasking and 8-tabling. The only option that I can think of is Satellite Internet, but I'm not sure even if that will work, not to mention the 400 installation fee+ $80/mo. it costs to have it. However, poker is how I make my income so maybe I'll have to take the leap.
Do any of you have an alternative suggestion for this?

Thanks,
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