Elvis lines..

Ringo · #1 10-28-2005, 12:13 PM

I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?

Ringo

TheBlueMonster · #2 10-28-2005, 12:15 PM

how about "yay, more bacon" or "drugs are awesome"

jakethebake · #3 10-28-2005, 12:17 PM

Try song lyrics.

Soul Daddy · #4 10-28-2005, 12:17 PM

Lemonade... that cool, refreshing drink.

Jack of Arcades · #5 10-28-2005, 12:17 PM

"What do I care? I got a growth on my pecker."

RacersEdge · #6 10-28-2005, 12:21 PM

"Come outside with me and I'll let you see my pink cadillac."

jakethebake · #7 10-28-2005, 12:22 PM

This needs to be preceded by "Have you got a garage?"

[ QUOTE ]
"Come outside with me and I'll let you see my pink cadillac."

[/ QUOTE ]

imported_The Vibesman · #8 10-28-2005, 12:23 PM

Don't be cruel, baby.

You're nothin' but a hound dog.

So, are you lonesome tonight?

TCB, baby. (Taking Care of Business.)

Try stuff like that.

M2d · #9 10-28-2005, 12:48 PM

"we gotta win this race"

Mars357 · #10 10-28-2005, 01:32 PM

Say man....check out that steering wheel....woahh man.... that sucker's HUUUUUUGGGGGEEEE