Giving a "great" gift.......

[mosquito]

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A puppy.

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Damn, that's good! Needing to be poop-trained, I hope....

[OtisTheMarsupial]

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A puppy.

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Damn, that's good! Needing to be poop-trained, I hope....

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No no no. That's just mean to the puppy.

Wine club to an alcoholic.
Chocolates to someone on a diet.
Flowers to someone allergic.
Massage to someone ashamed of their back hair.
An orchid to someone who can't keep a catus alive.
A "defective" smoke alarm/ alarm clock/ noise thing.
An email greeting card with a virus.
I could go on...