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Re: OOT New Year\'s Eve Plans
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] As stated in a previous thread, NYE is the gay. Dinner party with Dad's friends like every year. He's a sick cook, so its always good. His last name is Castro, and he appropriately has a very good cigar connection. I will most likely have 2 or 3, a bottle of his Johnny Walker Blue (he loves that [censored]), and lose 2 or 3 hundred bucks to him playing pool on his ridiculously pimp table. I will show off my Arnold pictures, accidently make a refference to my GF's sexual habits with her standing right behind me, and be told that I'm being a retart by my mom while getting a high five from my dad. Same damn thing every year. [/ QUOTE ] i am almost embarrassed to be white [/ QUOTE ] You've made a good argument and highlighted some very important points. Nice post. [/ QUOTE ] i didn't think i needed to go into detail, but since you insist i will point on the lamest part of your evening. getting a high five from your dad after making a joke about your GF with her in the vicinity (while smoking a cigar) just screams of higher society lameness. does mr castro have black/Hispanic servants? that would be really cool! maybe you can make them feel inferior in front of your GF to feed your JR republican ego. |
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Re: OOT New Year\'s Eve Plans
"I love Wisconsin. I perform here a lot because I've discovered that you apparently have a Federal grant for drinking.
You're insane. You pay less for liquor than anybody in the country. What do you -- how? I don't know if you're using that farm subsidy money or if you're hijacking liquor trucks, but this is insane. How do you know when it's New Year's? What's the difference? I've been in bars here and it's like New Year's every [censored] night! "Uh, New Years... that's when we drink with hats on." And remember this: You are not -- you are not alcoholics. You... and my hat is off... are professionals." - Lewis Black In other words, I will be getting smashed. And wearing a hat. Plans: Drink while picking up my apartment and playing Super Mario World - 30 minutes ago Pre-bar with about 5-6 close friends at my place - 9:30ish Central Hit the bars - 10:30ish Central After-bar somewhere with same group of friends - 2:30ish Central Wake up tomorrow - 2 or 3 PM |
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