affecting the game thru mental telepathy

[Jimbo]

Straight Flush in Hindi: sIdhA ubAla

[siccjay]

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I've noticed that when I lose focus, and don't concentrate on the cum card (say I'm looking at boobies or something), that I usually lose.

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hahahahaha awesome

How else can you really win at poker? I mean it's just a game of luck. But since I can predict the next card, it gives me what delusional "winning by skill players" call an "edge"!!!11!!!

[Reef]

you must first give Dikshit a sacrificial goat for this to work most effectively

[dlk9s]

While I have never used telepathy to influence the cards (although I will, of course, give it a shot), I do use telekenesis every time I play. I have found that when I win a hand, I am able to get the chips to move over to my stack WITHOUT ANYBODY TOUCHING THEM.

I couldn't believe it the first time it happened, but I can get it to work every time now.

[Overdrive]

Some physics authors have suggested that machines do in fact have a primitive conscience and that it is possible to effect them through thoughts. "The Physics of Immortality" is a book that comes to mind for me right now - But I usually just listen to Iggy Pop music and let that do all the work for me.

[Innocentius]

You should definitely get some kind of amplifying gizmo, sort of like Professor X in the X-Men. Then you could probably control all the sites at once. You have a gift. Use it!

[Hornacek]

With great power comes great responsibility, my young padawan.

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Have any of you guys tried using mental telepathy to affect the next card? Today, I've been playing a really tight, focused game. Whenever I need a certain turn card or river card, I will put an index finger on each temple and chant the card I need. For instance, if I need a king on the turn, I will chant "king, king, king." It seems to turn out more often than not that a king will come on the turn. It's amazing.

Just a few short moments ago, I was drawing to a straight flush on the river (after getting allin on the turn). I chanted "straight fulsh, straight flush." Lo and behold, the river gave me a straight flush. I play on PokerStars and don't know if this would work as well on Party as the cards come out too fast.

I've noticed that when I lose focus, and don't concentrate on the cum card (say I'm looking at boobies or something), that I usually lose. Hence, the only logical conclusion is that I'm affecting the outcome of the game thru mental telepathy. Have I come across a new and unique way to pwn the game?

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YSSCKY

[Sniper]

Some of the sites state that their RNG is affected by entropy, including mouse movements.

So you should definately practice moving your mouse in a zen like fashion, to further increase the odds of your card coming up!