Bar Trip Report...

jakethebake · #1 06-18-2005, 02:07 PM

So I'm still hung over from the bar last night, and it was crazy. I went to a bar by my house after busting out of a MTT at the casino last night. The place was packed but there was one barstool open that just ahppened to be right next to five absolutely smoking hot chicas, maybe 21-23 years old. Actually I guess only 4 of them were smoking hot, one was kinda meh.

So I sit down and it's pretty obvious they're already drunk. They were just getting ready to do a round of blowjobs off the bar. This one latin girl had huge tits with very little attempt to really cover them and she ended up with er drink spilling down her cleavage. So the other girl big-titted blonde starts licking it off.

There was one girl that didn't like blow jobs so she just gets a rock glass full of whipped cream and starts eating it in this really slutty-looking way. Then she licks out some and her friend sucks it off her tongue.

They're all kinda giggling, and it's obvious they're just hot drunk college girls, not really lesbos or anything.
Anyway, I got a beer and I'm just sitting there watching. Whipped cream girl's name was Danielle and she started talking to me a little bit. Pretty cool girl.

Anyway, one of them has some stuff called lip venom. It's some kinda lip gloss that's supposed to make lips fuller by enlarging the blood vessels or something. So one of them gets the brilliant drunken idea that this would feel pretty good on their nipples. Yes, there was exposed nipplage as they applied it there at the bar. So they're all giggling about how it tingles and their nipples are all hard.

Then one of them gets the even more rilliant idea that this stuf would feel really good downstairs. So they all run to the bathroom. they come back a few minutes later giggling. They sit down and start squirming around in their chairs, and talking about how good it feels.

But then it starts to burn and they're all jumping up and down yelling. So I ask the bartender for a pitcher of ice and they all start rubbing it all over each other. More exposed nipplage, no clear viewage downstairs, just glances.

Anyway this whole time I'm just laughing and watching. They knew I was watching and are just teasing the hell out of me. One girl hopped on my lap and squirmed around at one point. One girl had me drop a handfull of ice down her pants...lol.

Well those were the highlights. I left at like 3 am and two of them were still there. The others went home. No I didn't put it in anyone's pooper. No I didn't ask for phone numbers. Damn marriage social conventions. Who thought up this whole monogamy thing anyway?

Oh well, all in all a pretty fun night.

Malachii · #2 06-18-2005, 06:08 PM

Eh. Sucks that you're married [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

tbach24 · #3 06-18-2005, 06:09 PM

How about you and I switch lives when you're about to go to the bar.

ThaSaltCracka · #4 06-18-2005, 06:11 PM

sounds like a fun night. To bad you are an old fart.

ThaSaltCracka · #5 06-18-2005, 06:12 PM

[ QUOTE ]
How about you and I switch lives when you're about to go to the bar.

[/ QUOTE ]soo...that would mean you couldn't get into said bar.

pwned.

2+2 wannabe · #6 06-18-2005, 06:13 PM

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How about you and I switch lives when you're about to go to the bar.

[/ QUOTE ]soo...that would mean you couldn't get into said bar.

pwned.

[/ QUOTE ]

did you say pwned to your own joke?

ThaSaltCracka · #7 06-18-2005, 06:13 PM

[ QUOTE ]
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How about you and I switch lives when you're about to go to the bar.

[/ QUOTE ]soo...that would mean you couldn't get into said bar.

pwned.

[/ QUOTE ]

did you say pwned to your own joke?

[/ QUOTE ]yes. I have earned that honor.

tbach24 · #8 06-18-2005, 06:14 PM

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How about you and I switch lives when you're about to go to the bar.

[/ QUOTE ]soo...that would mean you couldn't get into said bar.

[/ QUOTE ]

No I mean I could be an old man and go and hit on the chicks and get laid by 4 hotties and a meh one and it technically wouldn't be Jake because it was me.

2+2 wannabe · #9 06-18-2005, 06:15 PM

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How about you and I switch lives when you're about to go to the bar.

[/ QUOTE ]soo...that would mean you couldn't get into said bar.

pwned.

[/ QUOTE ]

did you say pwned to your own joke?

[/ QUOTE ]yes. I have earned that honor.

[/ QUOTE ]

ok sir

ThaSaltCracka · #10 06-18-2005, 06:17 PM

[ QUOTE ]
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How about you and I switch lives when you're about to go to the bar.

[/ QUOTE ]soo...that would mean you couldn't get into said bar.

[/ QUOTE ]

No I mean I could be an old man and go and hit on the chicks and get laid by 4 hotties and a meh one and it technically wouldn't be Jake because it was me.

[/ QUOTE ]wtf.