Bar Trip Report... - Page 3

oreogod · #21 06-18-2005, 10:49 PM

HopeydaFish · #22 06-18-2005, 10:59 PM

In situations like these, it is important to go all-in on the meh one. It reduces variance, plus she'll let you stick it in her pooper.

bosoxfan · #23 06-19-2005, 12:00 AM

I'm confused. Is this the old bar or the new bar? Did you give up on the new bar? You need to be more specific.

If someone else had written this yours would have been the first reply saying this thread is worthless without pics.

Jakesta · #24 06-19-2005, 12:10 AM

Jake, stop making stories up.

ThaSaltCracka · #25 06-19-2005, 05:38 AM

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I know all of you are saying that you'd enjoy this and "wow what a wonderful night" and [censored]. But I wouldn't enjoy this. I'm a heterosexual guy but damn that's torture. I wouldn't enjoy this for the same reason I don't like strip clubs. You go there and are literally tortured for a few hours and you have to get yourself off later. Where's the enjoyment in that ?

[/ QUOTE ]stfu.

jakethebake · #26 06-19-2005, 10:49 AM

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I'm confused. Is this the old bar or the new bar? Did you give up on the new bar? You need to be more specific.

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Different bar. This one is by the house. The other is near work.

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If someone else had written this yours would have been the first reply saying this thread is worthless without pics.

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Unfortunately I didn't have a camera with me, although one of them did. If I ever see them there again, I'll ask about the pics..especially since there was a pretty hot one of one of the girls on my lap.

jakethebake · #27 06-19-2005, 10:50 AM

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Jake, stop making stories up.

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Does that sound like a story somneone could make up?

jakethebake · #28 06-19-2005, 10:58 AM

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I know all of you are saying that you'd enjoy this and "wow what a wonderful night" and [censored]. But I wouldn't enjoy this. I'm a heterosexual guy but damn that's torture. I wouldn't enjoy this for the same reason I don't like strip clubs. You go there and are literally tortured for a few hours and you have to get yourself off later. Where's the enjoyment in that ?

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It was moslty about it just being so funny. These girls were hilarious. Also, if you have no appreciation for a sexy girl w/o being able to put it in her pooper i feel sorry for you. You're missing out.

B00T · #29 06-20-2005, 01:30 AM

Good story.

Lip Venom sucks. My gf wears it thinking it really does something. It is a craptacular product. She also bought one from Sephora, a store brand I think which did a little puffing but it still was not worth the $40 that it costs.

It definitely isnt worth her asking you ever 5 minutes, "how bout now?" when she tries something new.

Don't encourage your significant others to purchase this crap.

jakethebake · #30 06-20-2005, 08:13 AM

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Sorry. Good story, needed a better ending.

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Should I have made something up?