Post your best hammered casino poker story here

[itsmarty]

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Hard 12 as in rolling 2 sixes which pays 30-1

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What does Easy 12 pay?

Martin

[Riverman]

Man. Read my original post. The word soft and the number 12 never appear together. Obviously any 12 will be rolled by combining two sixes. Im not even sure what yor point is but asking me to explain things that I never wrote makes no sense.

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Man. Read my original post. The word soft and the number 12 never appear together. Obviously any 12 will be rolled by combining two sixes. Im not even sure what yor point is but asking me to explain things that I never wrote makes no sense.

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Ok so we'll explaing things to you that are clearly zooming over your head.

There is a HARD 8 rolled with 4 4.
There is an easy 8 rolled with 5 3, or 6 2.

There is a Hard 6 rolled with 3 3.
There is an easy 6 rolled with 1 5, 2 4.

So when you say HARD 12 it is clearly rolled with a 6 6.
And the EASY 12????????? Unless where you play craps they use 9 sided dice and you can hit a 9 3 THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A HARD 12, ITS JUST A 12.

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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A HARD 12, ITS JUST A 12.

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Whatever it is, I think the rest of the forum would appreciate it if you pulled it out of your ass so this thread can get back to amusing drunk stories.

[Riverman]

OK I hate to clog up this otherwise great thread but I need to point out how much of an idiot this guy is. In my reply to your previous senseless post, I wrote "Obviously any 12 will be rolled by combining two sixes." So clearly I get that there can't be a soft 12, but even if I didn't who cares? Post something funny or entertaining rather than hijacking the thread and being a little bitch.

[zuluking]

(sigh) Another great thread hijacked on 2+2.

[callydrias]

Both of you, out! Your a moran and he's a nit.

I don't have any interesting drunken Vegas stories (lots of stories, but they're all boring). I'll be attempting to change that next weekend, so if anyone's going to be around from the 18th-21st, you can buy me a birthday drink/lap dance.

[seeker]

BKyef:

Please respond to my PM's.

[beavens]

this thread needs more drunken gambling tales and less terminology from the dice game.

we only want to hear how you blacked out and won $4k rolling the bones off an escorts fake boobies, not debating whether there is an easy 12 or not.

[Riverman]

Ok, so this one comes to you from the Borgata and it involves a hot cocktail waitress. After playing seriously all day a good friend and I decide to play 2-4 and get hammered. Pretty standard so far.

We buy in for the obligatory 3-5 racks of white each and fire up the game. When the cocktail waitress (Trish for those who frequent the borgata) comes around the first time we tell her to keep them coming and give her a handfull of whites each. Now I realize that all the waitresses there are hot, but this chick is absolutely smoking, arguably the hottest one there. She's getting us good and drunk and we are hitting on her like the drunk degenerate sleazes that we are. I assume shes playing along only because we are tipping obscenely, but eventually she brings our drinks over and asks what we are doing after poker. We sort of do a double take and say something like "taking you up to the BBar" etc. She says to meet her there at 4 she is going there with another waitress. So obviously we go, I cant do anything because I have a serious gf but my buddy is pumped. The friend turns out to be somewhat ugly and I occupy her while my buddy runs his game on the hot waitress. At some point (I was beyond wasted) they disappear. The end of this story is a letdown as he later told me that it wasnt that great once they got upstairs, but let it be an inspirational tale illustrating the possibility of hooking up with one of those hotties...