Best Pick-up Lines

Raydain · #1 11-02-2005, 12:56 AM

Self-explanatory

What is the best pick-up line you've heard/seen?

Raydain · #2 11-02-2005, 12:57 AM

I mean "best" in the sense of "funniet"

Sponger15SB · #3 11-02-2005, 12:57 AM

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Terrabon98 · #4 11-02-2005, 12:57 AM

[censored] me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

siccjay · #5 11-02-2005, 01:00 AM

Are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special.

Raydain · #6 11-02-2005, 01:02 AM

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

NateDog · #7 11-02-2005, 01:02 AM

Can I wear your ass as a hat?

Shilly · #8 11-02-2005, 01:04 AM

Let's play army: I'll lay down, and you can blow the hell out of me.

Nice shoes. Wanna [censored]?

PoBoy321 · #9 11-02-2005, 01:04 AM

Are you wearing deodorant? 'Cause I can smell your balls from here.

I never understood it either, but I knew this guy in high school who used this line all the time. Of course, it never worked.

jakethebake · #10 11-02-2005, 01:04 AM

I'm ashamed to say I once used...

"Excuse me. Can i ask you a question?"

"Sure"

"Exactly how does one go about becoming the most beautiful girl in the world?"

Yea. I was pretty drunk, but it worked pretty well.