MY FIRST POST --- ALLINBOY

HEY PUNK,


FIRST OFF, ANYONE WITH A NAME LIKE "ALLINBOY" TELLS ME ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC PLAY. IF YOU'RE GONNA GO ALL IN, THEN I WANT TO PLAY ON YOUR GAME. ATLANTIC CITY, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE FROM? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT POKER? I'M SURE YOU LIVE IN SOME SCUMMY AREA PANHANDLING FOR YOUR POKER BANKROLL. IF YOU FIND MY POSTS SO OFFENDING, THEN WHY DO YOU READ IT? I KNOW WHY. IT'S BECAUSE YOU FIND IT INTRIGUING AND FUNNY. MY FRIEND SAYS THAT YOU CAN'T BE A GENIUS. HE'S JOEYBITCH. ALTHOUGH, I HAVE NEVER READ YOUR POSTS, I'M SURE YOU'RE A VERY BORING PERSON. GROW A PERSONALITY AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF MASON GETTING RID OF MY POSTS. NOW, F*CK OFF BITCH. SINCE THIS IS MY FIRST POST, I WON'T GO OFF THIS TIME. TILL NEXT TIME. SEE YA AND WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA, YOU FAT HUMPS.