Slot themes are out of control

[parttimepro]

I had this great idea for a slot machine. You put in one dollar and press a button. It goes "ding ding ding beep beep beeeeep ding ding" and then always gives you back exactly 95 cents.

Hey, that way you've got less variance to deal with.

[kelvin474]

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Doughnuts

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There is already a "Cops n' Doughnuts" game.

[bennyk]

How about:

hangnail
call your mother
expired groceries
roach problem

bk

[HajiShirazu]

All those themes are surprisingly clever compared to japanese pachislots, i.e., "take some 10-30 year old cartoon and a 65% payback slot and replace the cover and a couple of the reel icons with characters."

[Bulbarainey]

you gotta LOVE the "The Gambler" slot featuring Kenny Rogers!

[tubalkain]

"You Absolutely Can't Win" - you put in a $100 bill, the reels spin up and land on three hands flipping the bird, and it spits back a penny.

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Blue Screen of Death


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[tylerdurden]

Spotted at Goldstrike in Tunica this weekend:

Keepin Up with the Joneses
"Slot Machine" in a generic black text on white background. We're officially out of ideas now.

[tek]

So many of the new themes are tv show related. I'm waiting for My Mother The Car as the next slot theme...

[krimson]

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Three Day Bender

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You'd have to play this one at max "lines" to win.