attacking pigeons

asofel · #1 10-13-2005, 01:31 PM

On the way to lunch right now I saw a man run after a pigeon, and take a big one handed polo style swing at his target. He missed, pigeon flew off, and he resumed his normal walk. It was pretty amusing as he looked like a normal older business man who should be on a cell phone, not running down the street chasing animals. As much as I dislike pigeons, I think i would have felt bad if he connected.

Is attacking a pigeon definitely wrong? What about another type of bird? How about a squirrel?

jakethebake · #2 10-13-2005, 01:33 PM

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How could this be wrong. I'd pay good money to watch some old guy in a suit chase pigeons around.

-Skeme- · #3 10-13-2005, 01:37 PM

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All you need is a suit and you're there, pops.

jakethebake · #4 10-13-2005, 01:40 PM

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Nah. no interest in doing it myself. Maybe I can pay a bum to do it.

-Skeme- · #5 10-13-2005, 01:42 PM

PM mleader2, I think he knows one..

HopeydaFish · #6 10-13-2005, 02:03 PM

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He said he wants to kill the squirrel, not blow it.

Cancer Merchant · #7 10-13-2005, 01:42 PM

A buck seems to be the going rate for services.

-Skeme- · #8 10-13-2005, 01:44 PM

I had a weird looking bum buy me beer last night.

Bum: Are you guys working with the cops?
Me: Are you?

Bums are funny.. he charged like $4, too. Whatever.

InchoateHand · #9 10-13-2005, 01:33 PM

Squirrels eat baby rabbits. They are disgusting rodents.

Trying to hit animals is fun, and I'm glad someone else does it too. I never connect.

IndieMatty · #10 10-13-2005, 01:34 PM

I generally spit on them on the street. Keeps me amused.