Dear Bison: September 2005 - Page 2

jakethebake · #11 09-02-2005, 11:16 AM

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Dear Bison,

Can you turn back the clock 1 week for me?

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Of course he can. He's Google. But will he...?

Freakin · #12 09-02-2005, 11:19 AM

Dear Bison,

I want to work for a company like Google. Where should I be building my experience? I think one place I am lacking is my linux/unix experience--what tasks should I take on to build my knowledge?

Freakin

bisonbison · #13 09-02-2005, 11:22 AM

Wendell,

It was nothing to do with sfer. I should have called though.

I love you mr. wendell.

Bison.

bisonbison · #14 09-02-2005, 11:23 AM

Inchoate,

Alcoholism is like masturbation - if you can't figure it out for yourself, you'll never enjoy it anyways.

bisonbison · #15 09-02-2005, 11:24 AM

Dear mslif,

It takes work to maintain that wardrobe.

Broken Glass Can · #16 09-02-2005, 11:25 AM

Dear Bison,

When I do a Google search on my user name, I do not like the order of the hits I get. How can I change this?

bisonbison · #17 09-02-2005, 11:25 AM

Dear Thinman,

No.

samjjones · #18 09-02-2005, 11:27 AM

Dear Bison - my wife left this morning on a cross country flight with one of her girlfriends. She will not be back until Tuesday. This is the first time in the 1 1/2 years since we've been married that we've been apart more than a day. I am 30 years old and live in NJ. What should I do this weekend?

jdl22 · #19 09-02-2005, 11:43 AM

dear bison,

how funny did you find this the onion article?

MarkL444 · #20 09-02-2005, 11:43 AM

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Dear Bison - my wife left this morning on a cross country flight with one of her girlfriends. She will not be back until Tuesday. This is the first time in the 1 1/2 years since we've been married that we've been apart more than a day. I am 30 years old and live in NJ. What should I do this weekend?

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