Ranked #1 in [customized salmagundi] - Page 2

eric5148 · #11 05-22-2005, 01:54 AM

My set:

Golf
Limit holdem
Shooting rubber bands (I'm not kidding, I have deadly fukin accuracy with good quality rubber bands, I have 36 confirmed eye gouges)
Standing on one leg with my eyes closed (over a minute with each leg, I did this in my trainer's office and she said I can do it longer than anyone she's ever seen)

Subfallen · #12 05-22-2005, 02:19 AM

[maintaining patience with whiny children, reciting trivia on random 2+2 posters, doing consecutive clapping fingertip pushups, having fewest friends]

Wow, this might actually do it.

On a side note, how are all your posting so f'ing cool RocketMan?

nothumb · #13 05-22-2005, 02:23 AM

This is easy, I have the highest BB/100 of any Simon's Rock College graduate. Not close.

Benefits of going to a small college. Though Saul might give me a run for it if he didn't play drunk so much.

NT

nothumb · #14 05-22-2005, 02:27 AM

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[chess, bowling, limit hold'em]?

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I might give you a run here. It's been a while since I played chess much but by virtue of having studied a bit my worldwide rank has got to be good. All those illiterate, starving, non-chess playing people in the world push is closer in percentile even though I suck.

Bowling I think there's a decent chance I rape a lot of you.

Limit hold'em, again, all the donks push us close together, percentile wise, even though I know in 2+2 terms you are a way better player than I am.

I think either one of us could add a skill set to claim this bracket from the other, mine would probably be "soccer goalie"

NT

TStoneMBD · #15 05-22-2005, 02:31 AM

full ring limit holdem
drafting mirrodin block in magic the gathering

this should probably rank me somewhere between 1-15 in the world, david williams might be in this top 10 category as well, good chance hes above me.

so add in best halo 1 ctf player and that should almost certainly do it.

TStoneMBD · #16 05-22-2005, 02:34 AM

where you graduated cannot be included, otherwise everyone could fill this loophole with some bs of their own.

like best limit holdem player born in (small town) in the year 1982.

New001 · #17 05-22-2005, 02:40 AM

I think you underestimate how many Magic players play good poker. I'm awful with limited though.

nothumb · #18 05-22-2005, 02:40 AM

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where you graduated cannot be included, otherwise everyone could fill this loophole with some bs of their own.

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Alright.

Best limit hold'em player who is also a former Quaker of Irish descent and is the captain of a bowling team.

NT

Duke · #19 05-22-2005, 02:45 AM

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[chess, bowling, limit hold'em]?

According to FIDE my world chess rank is 9226. But this is misleading as there must be many players better than me who do not get the chance to play in FIDE rated events.

I have no way of knowing my rank at bowling or limit hold'em. Neither will be terribly good, but how many do all three? I would also have to come out of bowling retirement to use it.

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Are Curtains and kidman bowling retards?

~D

James282 · #20 05-22-2005, 02:50 AM

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full ring limit holdem
drafting mirrodin block in magic the gathering

this should probably rank me somewhere between 1-15 in the world, david williams might be in this top 10 category as well, good chance hes above me.

so add in best halo 1 ctf player and that should almost certainly do it.

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I am pretty sure Paluka beats you in your subset. Brian Davis might come close also.
-James