What to say to someone berating you online - Page 2

Erik Blazynski · #11 07-18-2005, 12:58 PM

So make a decision, you either like the banter and can deal with it, or you want to eliminate it. I guess what I am really hearing is that you are proud of the banter, and you wanted to share it without, coming right out and saying "listen to this cool banter"

autobet · #12 07-18-2005, 01:14 PM

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Generally, I just go on and on about how lucky I was and that I am sorry for drawing out on you like that. That makes them feel better and keep coming back for more.

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This is one of my most favorite +EV moves. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Another +EV move would be, "Sorry, I'm so drunk I can hardly sit in my chair."

bkholdem · #13 07-18-2005, 02:46 PM

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Generally, I just go on and on about how lucky I was and that I am sorry for drawing out on you like that. That makes them feel better and keep coming back for more.

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This is one of my most favorite +EV moves. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Another +EV move would be, "Sorry, I'm so drunk I can hardly sit in my chair."

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Actually say " sorry i'm soo drumk i cant hardsly sit in my chair lollellloo hahaa

kiddj · #14 07-18-2005, 03:21 PM

Or type:

"!!!drah yllaer s'tI .dnal etisoppo ni gniyalp m'I ,yrroS"

coffeecrazy1 · #15 07-18-2005, 03:40 PM

"Would it help if I told I'm sorry? I'm not...but, would it help?"

"You shoulda folded. You knew I was going to suck out."

"Presenting...the new Diebitter(or whatever screenname you have) vacuum, with new and improved suckout action!"

Any of these works, or, if you've seen them do something fishy already, bring it up. Nothing shuts up belligerent people like having their own mistakes pointed out to them.

Also...I like to get on them for calling my all-in when I did finally get there...along the lines of, "You didn't have to call my all-in!"

jkkkk · #16 07-18-2005, 03:46 PM

Today I decided I would change roles and be the idiot, I pushed into a pre-flop raiser who had 45BB left behind him with a flush draw. After I had sucked out like a pro and he'd complained, I went into all the 'its all luck baby', which I don't think he took too well, told him to add me to his buddy list etc.

Still not happy with the way I acted, but meh, I was bored.

Derek in NYC · #17 07-18-2005, 04:33 PM

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I reported the second one, obviously, but wondered if there's any good tips for handling the fish/trash talk in the first instance.

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1. You are a complete pussy.
2. Turn off chat if it bothers you.
3. Alternatively, tell him to shut his pie hole b/c you're busy counting his chips.

LetYouDown · #18 07-18-2005, 04:51 PM

LOL, I was playing at a B&M on Saturday night/Sunday morning and I got all in preflop with 10-10 against a guy's A-Q offsuit (yeah, it was that kinda game and I had a tell on him that he didn't have a powerhouse). Regardless, a 10 flopped and he screamed "oh my God, you're terrible...a 2 outer!". He failed to realize that he had Ace high. I tried to point this out once, politely.

autobet · #19 07-18-2005, 04:54 PM

Getting your money in as the favorite. Idiot. You'll be broke soon.

bernie · #20 07-18-2005, 05:15 PM

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The second guy in a STT I dumb-luck rivered with a crying call all-in. He trash-talked a bit, then said he wished me dead, and I should kill myself.

I reported the second one, obviously,

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Obviously. :rolls eyes:

Grow a skin. Poker is an emotionally ego driven game where people act like complete idiots. Get used to it. Don't tattle on every over-tilting moron.

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