Post your terrible pirate jokes

[diebitter]

What's a pirate's favourite song?

You AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR my sunshine

[gorie]

I FOUND THE TREASURE! HAHAH JUST KIDDING!

[Slow Play Ray]

1. A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender asks, "Why do you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants?". The pirate replies, "ARRR matey, it's driving me nuts."

2. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A Buccaneer

3. A pirate strolls into his favorite bar and the bartender says, "Whoa, dude, what happened to you?" The pirate says, "What do you mean?"
The bartender says, "Well, for starters, you never used to have a peg leg." "Oh, that," replies the pirate. "Well, you see, we had a sea battle and a cannon ball blew off my leg. But the ship's surgeon fixed me up with this peg leg and I'm as good as new."

"Well, what about the hook?" asks the barkeep. "We had another sea battle and some guy lopped off my hand," the pirate explains, "but the ship's surgeon fixed me up with this hook and now I'm as good as new!"

"What about the eye patch?" asks the bartender. "One day I was on the top mast keeping watch," says the pirate, "when an albatross flew over and pooped in my eye." The bartender is incredulous. "You mean to tell me that bird poop will put out your eye?" "Well," the pirate explained, "this happened shortly after I got the hook."

[Los Feliz Slim]

Q: What did the dyslexic pirate say?
A: Rrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Q: What did the retarted pirate say?
A: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Land hhhhhhhooooooooooooeeeeeeee!!!!!!! So many hoes!!!!!!

[newfant]

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What's a pirate's favourite song?

You AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR my sunshine

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My only sunshine.....

[mslif]

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRGGH!

[diebitter]

Pirate capn goes up to a shady lady

He says: 'Ow much fer the pleasure of me compny, maaaaaaarrrrrrm?

She says: 1 gold doubloon.

He says: It's a deal, maaaarrrrrm. COMPNY! FORM AN ORDERLY LINE! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck.
Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal.
Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her and so on.
All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each week.
The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies...
The first week after wasn't too bad.
The second week was getting sort of bad.
The third week was getting pretty bad.
The fourth week was really bad.
The fifth week was horrible!
By the sixth week it was unbearable...

So they buried her.