Girl that needs a nose job BAD

[Evan]

I went to high school with this girl (who will remain nameless) that has got an amzing body. I would guess even the studs of oot would give her at least an 8. Problem though, she is a MAJOR butterface. She's got this killer body and a great rack--but her nose looks more like a someone stuck an elbow on her face. Here are some pictures to prove my point:

Her haloween costume:


Prom picture from high school:


Some random picture from college:



So I think we can all agree this girl has got an awesome body and should do what she can to make the face match.

I present to you, the nose:






Trump card:



So yea, you get the point.

This girl has got more money than god and El Diablo combined. Her dad has a plane (not sure what model, but think more 747 and less Cessna), her house has many rooms that are merely for diplay (see big round couch with a pyramid of pillows for no apparent reason) and there was some talk a few years ago about putting a hedge maze in her backyard (that extends for miles...seriosly). Her dad was a partner at a major investment bank (see MAJOR) and owns a large portion of a professional sports team you've all heard of and watched on TV. Basically there is no reason for her to have this.....thing on her face. Yet she does. No one understands it, so I've brought it to you, oot.

I'm thinking about maybe putting a petition together or something. If anyone has a creative way to push the issue I'd like to hear it.

[ZeeJustin]

Did you ever stop and realize that it's what's on the inside that matters?













HAHAHAHAHAAHHA JK!!!

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Did you ever stop and realize that it's what's on the inside that matters?

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Probably just more nose. Sweet Jesus what a honker

[gmrankin]

whats her number?

[Evan]

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whats her number?

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Haha. Seriously though, what would you rate her pre and post revelation?

[Joseph Busti]

Pre 8. Post 4. I think with a nose job she may be able to hit 7 if they do a really good job.

[SCfuji]

she went from a 7 (-3 due to your well-worded uncertainty factor) to a 4. id rather have a chunky cute faced girl than a fit ugly faced girl. faces last longer in the long run. plus girls USUALLY gain weight after childbirth. she should get facial replacement surgery and start dating pro tennis players. the [censored] is she thinking!!!?!?!

[ohnonotthat]

It's better if I don't mention the name of the street or the city but the address she and her family live at #415;

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The nose lives at 417 and 419.

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Seems to me the D.E.P. oughta pay for her surgery. 20k to arrest global warming is the bargain of all time.

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Make sure she never gets hooked on coke; with a honker like that she could bankrupt Daddy no matter how much he has.

[Eurotrash]

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It's better if I don't mention the name of the street or the city but the address she and her family live at #415;

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The nose lives at 417 and 419.

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Seems to me the D.E.P. oughta pay for her surgery. 20k to arrest global warming is the bargain of all time.

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Make sure she never gets hooked on coke; with a honker like that she could bankrupt Daddy no matter how much he has.

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does anybody else think this guy's posts read like a Rodney Dangerfield bit?

seriously dude, wtf is up with the asterisks?

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and to Evan - egad. I have to agree with chuddo that the tart in question just isn't that attractive regardless of nose. when I look at her I have the same reaction as when I see Kelly Wigglesworth (runner up of the first Survivor)

[IndieMatty]

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Probably just more nose. Sweet Jesus what a honker

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