Pineapple Farts

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Bottom line. I drank last night, nothing out of the ordinary. Drank mostly pineapple and goose vodka. A shot of jagermeister occasionally thrown in. Today, those discusting rank farts that normally follow a nights hard drinking have somehow turned into delicious smelling pineapple gifts from my belly. Thank you body, and thank you pineapple juice.