Really bad beat

[Boris]

I know my boss loves little boys cuz he hired a dude to be our office assistant. Anyways the little dude is annoying as hell and everytime I see him it reminds of how I wish we had a hot chick sitting there so I could sexually harass her.

So the little dude comes up to me today and starts talking gambling. turns out he's supremo degenerate. He's got about $10k on the NFL this weekend. Don't ask me where he gets the dough. he claims to hit on 70% of his picks. But I know he's full of doodoo when he tells me he's unloading on the Bears and Colts this weekend. Idiot.

OK so anyways here's the bad beat part of the story. I tell him I play alot of poker. THEN HE TRIES TO TELL ME HOW HE GOT AA 4 TIMES IN A ROW AND LOST EVERYTIME!!!!!!! I almost fired him on the spot. What a little douchebag. Coming in to my office to tell me a bad beat story? WTF man?

[Piiop]

That's a pretty rough beat, man. You should consider putting the little guy to sleep.

[SmileyEH]

Excellent post. If there's ever a time to break someone's legs, this is it.

-SmileyEH

[Sponger15SB]

I had to bump this post. Easily my favorite ever in this forum.

[Boris]

Thanks for the compliment Sponger.
Merry Xmas,
Boris.

[Boris]

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But I know he's full of doodoo when he tells me he's unloading on the Bears and Colts this weekend. Idiot.

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brag. I'd also like to point out that I was correct about both these games. I should be a professional sports degenerate.

[J.A.Sucker]

This thread is awesome. I think Boris should start posting one strange story a day. Start with your little cabride in DC. Awesome stuff...

[Boris]

Thanks for the kind words Sucker. I'm not sure BBV can handle the crazy cabbie story.
Merry Xmas,
Boris.