Girl cheats, guy pwns her

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I think the fat thighs tease totally turned your interpretation upside down.

Only a woman would think that telling her she has fat thighs is worse than basically calling her a worthless skanky idiot boring whore on par with a child molester.

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it's not that i think it's worse, obviously it is all mean, i guess i just could understand where those comments were coming from more than the "when we had sex your body disgusted me." type comment. i mean, i can undersatnd it, but i don't like it. and she did cheat on him in a bad way, so i can't exactly blame him for calling her a dumb whore.

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I think he was watching the discovery channel and actually saw two sealions mating, laughed his ass off and tried to figure out a way to add it into his letter. He knew she was sad and was gonna need the laugh.
maybe...

[jacki]

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Speaking of Devil's Advocate...what are the chances that this email exchange, funny as it is, is a hoax?

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I can't believe you're the only one to mention this so far. I thought it was fake too.

[gorie]

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Speaking of Devil's Advocate...what are the chances that this email exchange, funny as it is, is a hoax?

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I can't believe you're the only one to mention this so far. I thought it was fake too.

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it seems pretty believable to me.

it actually reminds me a lot of a girl i know doing something similar once.

she was dating some dude for awhile, and then he started to be really 'busy' and not return her phone calls etc. eventually she broke up with him over his voice mail.

but then she writes up some big post about it on craigslist "to the guy whose voice mail i broke up with" or something like that. exact same tone as this guy has in his email. you know, basically "i never liked you anyway, and you suck. here are the many reasons why." .. expressed all well thought out and 'witty'-like. and sent the URL to all her friends.

i think people just do things like this to feel better and get high-fives. they do provide a good read, but i'm not sure what i think about them for feeling the need to do it.

[1800GAMBLER]

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i also think he ruined it with his ending about her thighs. i was all like, o no u di-int! ... i have a hard time sympathizing after that.

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i really do wish i was gay.

[gorie]

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i also think he ruined it with his ending about her thighs. i was all like, o no u di-int! ... i have a hard time sympathizing after that.

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i really do wish i was gay.

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o no u di-int !

[Blarg]

Indeed, me too. I definitely wouldn't go there.

And if I knew the girl or guy who did one of those and spread the word to the internet, I'd definitely stay away from her and warn all the guys I knew, too. Maybe just under the guise of "keeping the joke current."

She/he who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.

[RiverFenix]

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i also think he ruined it with his ending about her thighs. i was all like, o no u di-int! ... i have a hard time sympathizing after that.

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i really do wish i was gay.

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Just what the world needs, another queer Brit

[SackUp]

great emails. hahaha

[kyro]

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Speaking of Devil's Advocate...what are the chances that this email exchange, funny as it is, is a hoax?

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I can't believe you're the only one to mention this so far. I thought it was fake too.

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it seems pretty believable to me.

it actually reminds me a lot of a girl i know doing something similar once.

she was dating some dude for awhile, and then he started to be really 'busy' and not return her phone calls etc. eventually she broke up with him over his voice mail.

but then she writes up some big post about it on craigslist "to the guy whose voice mail i broke up with" or something like that. exact same tone as this guy has in his email. you know, basically "i never liked you anyway, and you suck. here are the many reasons why." .. expressed all well thought out and 'witty'-like. and sent the URL to all her friends.

i think people just do things like this to feel better and get high-fives. they do provide a good read, but i'm not sure what i think about them for feeling the need to do it.

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Not returning phone calls != blowing some guy in the bathroom. I feel like people have been attempting to relate incredibly unrelated events to prove a point lately. If the initial story is true, more power to the guy for getting the last laugh in.

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Apologies if this has been posted before, but I didn't see it anywhere. It's an email exchange that started in NYC and has been spread nationwide.

The first is the girlfriend's apology for cheating on the guy, and the second is his reply.

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Brad,

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that.

I am so sorry.
Elizabeth

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Dear Elizabeth,

Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about".

You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't F**k him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last Saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I forwarded about 100 people on this email.

Talk to you never,

Brad

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LMFAO