Girl cheats, guy pwns her

[Blarg]

If I f*cked someone over, I'd still want my glasses back. I don't blame her for this.

Sort of the reverse of the Kipling: "A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."

Guys may be neat and all, but damn, I want my sunglasses. A guy is just a guy, but a pair of good sunglasses could be two or three hundred bucks.

Having another guy's dick in her mouth by sunset should be no problem.