My hatred for Greg Raymer

Poker60181 · #1 07-11-2005, 02:56 AM

here i am. ive been watching the 2004 WSOP marathon for about 4 hours, and the final table is with grag raymer commentary. great. now, i dont like greg raymer really at all. i think hes a nobody who won way more than he deserved ( $5 MILLION ). i mean, just the fact that the largest 1st place prize in the history of the WSOP went to him is enough to make me sick. anyways. i have been watching raymer piddle his fat ass around table to table collecting many undeserved chips. his play is so "blah" nothing to it. most of the decisions he made were stupid anyways. now its the final table and the first hand they show raymer re raises pocket aces with 10's . the other guy is all in. raymer flops a 10. now i hear him say " this was one of only TWO hands the whole week where i was a significant dog when all the money went in". i just about [censored] myself. here i have been watching this douche go around picking up chips with ridiculous hands and hes saying that hes only "sucked out" twice all week, and this was the FIRST of those 2. i'll tell you what needs to be sucked out buddy. next hand ... raymer goes all in with A 10... gets called by A K... and goes runner runner for a 6 7 8 9 10. let me guess, this was # 2 right, greg? this guys probably never won a holdem tournament in his life and here he is catching these cards when $5 million bucks is on the line. god just listening to him talk about every pot makes me want to break my own tv. look at his fossils. "fossilman". jesus christ. look at those cheap little things. if he spent $1 of that 5 million on fossils im gonna go mug him. alrite, ive gotta turn this off. its bad for my health. lets just hope raymer isnt in the money this year. maybe hes lost the 5 mil by now and has moved on to a new hobby. "fossilman".

Daliman · #2 07-11-2005, 02:59 AM

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here i am. ive been watching the 2004 WSOP marathon for about 4 hours, and the final table is with grag raymer commentary. great. now, i dont like greg raymer really at all. i think hes a nobody who won way more than he deserved ( $5 MILLION ). i mean, just the fact that the largest 1st place prize in the history of the WSOP went to him is enough to make me sick. anyways. i have been watching raymer piddle his fat ass around table to table collecting many undeserved chips. his play is so "blah" nothing to it. most of the decisions he made were stupid anyways. now its the final table and the first hand they show raymer re raises pocket aces with 10's . the other guy is all in. raymer flops a 10. now i hear him say " this was one of only TWO hands the whole week where i was a significant dog when all the money went in". i just about [censored] myself. here i have been watching this douche go around picking up chips with ridiculous hands and hes saying that hes only "sucked out" twice all week, and this was the FIRST of those 2. i'll tell you what needs to be sucked out buddy. next hand ... raymer goes all in with A 10... gets called by A K... and goes runner runner for a 6 7 8 9 10. let me guess, this was # 2 right, greg? this guys probably never won a holdem tournament in his life and here he is catching these cards when $5 million bucks is on the line. god just listening to him talk about every pot makes me want to break my own tv. look at his fossils. "fossilman". jesus christ. look at those cheap little things. if he spent $1 of that 5 million on fossils im gonna go mug him. alrite, ive gotta turn this off. its bad for my health. lets just hope raymer isnt in the money this year. maybe hes lost the 5 mil by now and has moved on to a new hobby. "fossilman".

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Good luck mugging him.

Firefly · #3 07-11-2005, 02:59 AM

you are a waste of oxygen
That is all.

Muisyle · #4 07-11-2005, 02:59 AM

Raymer is currently one of the chipleaders in this year's Main Event, with only 50 or so players left until the money.

ismisus · #5 07-11-2005, 03:00 AM

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. here i have been watching this douche go around picking up chips with ridiculous hands and hes saying that hes only "sucked out" twice all week

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examples please

touchfaith · #6 07-11-2005, 03:02 AM