Favourite movie quote

[Pocket Trips]

"Karl, you a thinker. You always seem to be lost in thought. Tell me, What are you thinking right now"
Karl " um I dunno lemme think... I reckon I was thinkin i might wanna take some of 'em french fried potaters home with me mmhhmmm"

-Sling Blade

[Shajen]

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"Karl, you a thinker. You always seem to be lost in thought. Tell me, What are you thinking right now"
Karl " um I dunno lemme think... I reckon I was thinkin i might wanna take some of 'em french fried potaters home with me mmhhmmm"

-Sling Blade

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Lil fellers ought not talk like that mmmhhmmmm.

[trying2learn]

"you got a pool over there?"
"yeah, a pool, a pond...the pond would be good for you."


"you like apples? well i got her numba - how ya like dem apples?"


"they were like brothers to me, and when i say brothers, I don't mean like actual brothers...but more the way black people use it - which is more meaningful i think."


"you just shot yourself in the jugular with that dart man!"
"you...i like you...but you're crazy...you're craaaaazy maaan."


"jewels, when you pulled into my house...did you see a sign that says 'dead ni$$@# storage'?"
"um.."
"no jewels, did you see a sign that says 'dead ni@)@#@ storage?"
"no"
"you wanna why you didn't see that sign?! cause storing dead ni@#%#%#$ ain't my business!"

[Justin A]

Guy who's name I forget: It's the drunk piano player. He's so drunk he's probably seeing double.

Doc Holiday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.

[soundgarden4]

"This town needs an enema."

"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

[youtalkfunny]

(two old guys, a lawyer and a reporter, after watching a young couple struggling with momentous circumstances in court):

DRUMMOND: Ever been in love, Hornbeck?

HORNBECK: Only with the sound of my own words, thank God.

(Spencer Tracy and Gene Kelly, "Inherit the Wind", 1960)

[Kaz The Original]

"What?"
"What aint no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in what?"
"ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
"What?"
"Say what more time. I dare you. I double dare you."


Or, from earlier (or later) :

*BANG*
Blows the guys head off
"I'm sorry? Did I break your concentration? Oh, you were finished? Well then allow me to retort."

[Boris]

Moran.

[juanez]

"He should have armed himself if he was was going to decorate his bar with my friend." - Clint Eastwood, "Unforgiven".

[Pepsquad]

From "Tommy Boy".

"Oh my God, I think I can actually HEAR you getting fatter".