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05-30-2005, 04:22 AM
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great lines to tell an annoying tournament player when you knock ..
I want to start a new post. great lines you could tell annoying tournament players when you knock them out.
WAIT...he has a STRAIGHT...to the PARKING LOT 
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05-30-2005, 05:26 AM
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Re: great lines to tell an annoying tournament player when you knock ..
I was dealing to a jerk one night in a PLHE game. When he went bust, he snarled at the kid who beat him, "You (SOB), you get all my money in there, and then you draw out on me!"
The kid looked up from the chips he was stacking, and said simply, "Builds character." I almost choked. The kid noticed my reaction, and explained after the jerk left, "He busted me one night three years ago, and said that to me. I've been waiting all this time for chance to return the favor."
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05-30-2005, 09:26 AM
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Re: great lines to tell an annoying tournament player when you knock .
[ QUOTE ]
I want to start a new post. great lines you could tell annoying tournament players when you knock them out. WAIT...he has a STRAIGHT...to the PARKING LOT [/ QUOTE ] Doesn't this make you just as annoying as the guy you just knocked out?
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#4
05-30-2005, 10:23 AM
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Re: great lines to tell an annoying tournament player when you knock ..
when i was playing 5 card draw with freinds, whenever i had a flush, i would say 'hey, matt, did you remember to FLUSH the toilet?' and then laugh manicly, while raking in my 6p pot.
or, you pick up the phone, and say, 'uh, yeah, could i get bob sagat, aka danny tanner on the phone? oh oh, he's not available? then can i talk to the olsen twins? because i got a full house bitch!'
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05-30-2005, 01:32 PM
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Re: great lines to tell an annoying tournament player when you knock ..
When the player says Nice hand after I suckout on him, I just say Thank you and stack up my new found fortune. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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#9
05-30-2005, 05:21 PM
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Re: great lines to tell an annoying tournament player when you knock ..
hero: Hey...do you know any chip tricks?
villian: um i know a few? Hero "too bad you cant show me any cause you have none LEFT!"
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#10
05-30-2005, 05:38 PM
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Re: great lines to tell an annoying tournament player when you knock ..
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hero: Hey...do you know any chip tricks? villian: um i know a few? Hero "too bad you cant show me any cause you have none LEFT!" [/ QUOTE ] hero: Do you know any chip tricks? villain: Yeah, I know how to make your chips dissappear!
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