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Re: I faked an orgasm today
Last night, I didnt fake it, but it wasnt going anywhere because I was drunk. Semi-stiff, nothing to write home about, boner, but not bad enough that it couldnt be done. So, I just told her to ride the storm out, and let me know when she was done.
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#12
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Re: I faked an orgasm today
about a week or so I had sex with an old friend/gf.
Next morning her cell phone goes off. I am mildly hungover, she has to leave, and think, whelp better get it outta my system now in case I run into a no-sex dry spell. I "faked" it as much as a guy can. Roll over, back to sleep, peace out, have a nice day at work. Weird thing is I really did try and wasn't that hungover - went through the mental image bank, thought about jenna jameson et al. , which I've never had to do before. |
#13
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Re: I faked an orgasm today
I faked it once when I had too much to drink and got a stomach cramp. I think she took my grunts of pain to be me getting off n eventually I just stopped moving and she thought I finished.
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Re: I faked an orgasm today
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I faked it once when I had too much to drink and got a stomach cramp. I think she took my grunts of pain to be me getting off n eventually I just stopped moving and she thought I finished. [/ QUOTE ] hmm... I can't speak for the other girls but I would know if a guy 'faked it'. I say just stop when you get tired. Don't try to fake it. |
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Re: I faked an orgasm today
I tried to fake an orgasm once and the girl was like "uh, no you didnt I would of felt it" and i said "yes i did i felt it" and she was like ok...then at times she would bring it up and how weird it was i thought i came when i didnt and hint maybe something is wrong with me, she wasnt that bright. If you're tired i think its better to just act like a tease and stop.
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Re: I faked an orgasm today
I faked it, but only after coming once already and carrying on, and when I knew she was getting near to her happy ending. I did it to help her come, so it was with the best intentions [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Re: I faked an orgasm today
Last night I was jerking off, and I saw that it was going nowhere and I wanted to go to bed, so I just faked it, I'm pretty sure I could tell though. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
What should I tell myself tomorrow, when I ask about it? |
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Re: I faked an orgasm today
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Last night I was jerking off, and I saw that it was going nowhere and I wanted to go to bed, so I just faked it, I'm pretty sure I could tell though. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] What should I tell myself tomorrow, when I ask about it? [/ QUOTE ] You have been punished for this post. Some of these new mod capabilities are fun. |
#19
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Re: I faked an orgasm today
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Last night, I didnt fake it, but it wasnt going anywhere because I was drunk. Semi-stiff, nothing to write home about, boner, but not bad enough that it couldnt be done. So, I just told her to ride the storm out, and let me know when she was done. [/ QUOTE ] I can see hanging in there like this guy did, trying to let his girl finish, but to fake like you've just had your happy ending? Seems silly. |
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Re: I faked an orgasm today
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[ QUOTE ] Last night I was jerking off, and I saw that it was going nowhere and I wanted to go to bed, so I just faked it, I'm pretty sure I could tell though. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] What should I tell myself tomorrow, when I ask about it? [/ QUOTE ] You have been punished for this post. Some of these new mod capabilities are fun. [/ QUOTE ] ahhh no dynasty make it stop, it hurts my eyes!?!?!?! pleeeease |
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