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"That's Jokerstars for you!"

Player 1: nice 3 outer
Player 2: I 3 outed your mom last night.

This one just happened at a SNG on 'Stars. I'm just a spectator but its still funny:

Dealer: Kmeto has two pair, Aces and Threes
Dealer: RIGGER007 has a pair of Threes
Dealer: Game #3455038138: Kmeto wins pot (3280) with two pair, Aces and Threes
Dealer: RIGGER007 finished the tournament in 8th place
JoeDeertay: nh
RIGGER007 [observer]: loser \
JoeDeertay: lol
RIGGER007 [observer]: fqu
Dealer: sped19, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
JoeDeertay: he cant be serious
Dealer: Game #3455060447: xfrancisx wins pot (100)
RIGGER007 [observer]: ya i am u *****

Rigger had JT and Kmeto had AJ, so Kmeto was winning on every betting round, but i geuss its still worth complaining about. Funny these amateurs are sometimes...

[Toro]

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