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#52
02-28-2003, 06:46 PM
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Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
Final board is 2AKQJ (Q and J turn and river cards). A befuddled old lady is calling flop turn and river with a pair of sevens in hand and loses. Someone asks her why she called all the way and she says something on the lines of: "He didnīt necessarily have to have a pair of aces". Go figure. [img]/forums/images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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#53
02-28-2003, 07:28 PM
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Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
Player is coughing like crazy and I think there are some sneezes tossed in for good measure. At least he's turning his head and covering his mouth. Dealer happens to have some tissues and offers one to the player. Player says, "That's OK, thanks, I don't need one." Dealer says, "Yeah, I guess that's what chips are for."
Yuck.
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#54
03-01-2003, 07:09 AM
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Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
Playing No-limit TH tournament.
Loose player, had won 2 or 3 big hands with junk, and sucking out good hands. I have K10s in late position, call a early position who called blinds (our loose player). Flop K Qs 4s, Loose Player, checks I, bet 3x or 4x the pot (BB folds) Loose Player, calls, Turn, K, Qs, 4s, = 3 Loose Player, goes all-in I, call believing he was bluffing. If I lose I'm out, the Loose Player had 2 to 1 chips on me. Loose Player turns over his cards Q3 off suit, for 2 pair I show my K10spades. Loose player says "I got you". River Card.. = 10, I make two pair. I win... The Loose player starts whining, "How the hell do you call my All-in with only a pair?", in a loud insulting tone. I say just loud enough so everyone can hear, in very calm voice, "If you play dogs, don't bark when you lose!" Everyone at the table breaks out laughing.... Well not everyone, the Loose player was still steaming......
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