Ray Zee Robot

[Kim Lee]

I especially like Ray Zee's pithy posts. You can tell he has already played every game and situation at every limit. Unfortunately Ray is usually off fishing and doesn't post enough. So I'm writing a Ray Zee robot to make more posts. Eventually it will even play poker like him. The robot will pick randomly from the following answers. Feel free to add your own.

1. Fold.
2. Either you are a slight favorite or a big dog. Fold.
3. Fold. Good luck.
4. I've told you three times already, fold.
5. You should have folded on the previous round. Fold.
6. What do you mean raise?! What could he possibly call with that you could beat? Check and fold.
7. You should never even have played this hand. Fold.
8. You should never even have sat in this game. I mean that in a nice way. Besides, it's too smoky there. Fold.
9. What are you going to do on the next round when raised? Fold.
10. You are drawing dead for half the pot. Fold.
11. Maybe in microlimit online games. But in my games, fold.
12. I'm going fishing. By the way, fold.
13. I'm back from vacation and you still haven't played a hand. This is the best hand you have ever posted, and at some point you have to take a stand to prevent them from running all over you. RAISE! You want to win the pot now.

[MarkD]

This had me chuckling at work.

[Ray Zee]

you have found the perfect robot. he folds all the time.
please make sure his hair has lost its color to remain credible.
i make many posts on the exhange forum where i havent played all the hands out. your robot will not make it there. you are welcome however, as you will fit right in with the other oddballs that frequent the last forum on the list.

[Homer]

It seems to be getting there, but there are still some bugs. The bot seems to be using punctuation and capital letters, which is obviously incorrect.

-- Homer

[RockLobster]

[Mason Malmuth]

please make sure his hair has lost its color to remain credible.

Hey Ray, should I send you another can of shoe polish? or should I save it for David's cat Midnight for when he gets old?

Best wishes,
mason

[Ray Zee]

cats only get a little gray hair. my black cat(you remember him) is still around and has stayed the same all these years. me however is a different story altogether.

[Mason Malmuth]

Hi Ray:

Of course I remember the cat with the strange name, Coutney, or something like that.

MM